Brookville Democrat, July 1897
News from Fairfield
Miss Rose Tyner has been honored by the appointment to (Fairfield) Postmaster by Thomas Irwin, who forwarded his resignation several weeks ago to the Post Office Department. Miss Tyner will receive the congratulations of her many friends as she is a favorite with all parties. Should a matrimonial cyclone pass this way, she will be protected by commission if she does change her name. (She married Arthur Alexander. She eventually moved to Franklin, Ind., and died in February 1933 at age 62.)
The first wheat harvested on the East Fork was on the Robert Cain farm, tilled by D.W. Alvey and sons, on Saturday afternoon, and the work done by the reaper is about perfection if it is one of the old style machines. Mr. A. is a progressive farmer.Dr. T.L. Cooksey, finding that his practice is increasing, has contracted for a new operating chair. Hence, when a tooth needs extracting or your jaw sawed off, he will put you to sleep while performing the operation.
Two handsome and vivacious young damsels on bikes, from "Fox Creek" or some other romantic locality south of Brookville, passed through our swell (?) village Sunday afternoon.
Jesse Montgomery of Warsaw but late of Moore's Hill College, is the guest of Rev. Scull and family. His good looks may captivate some one of our many belles who have palpitating hearts.
A select fishing party from this place held a delightful social and fashionable soiree at the historic old elm tree south of town Saturday evening.
Friday, July 2 -- Hot! 95 deg.
Saturday, July 3 -- Hotter! 97 deg.
Sunday, July 4 -- Hottest! 99 deg.
Our lady friends will please pardon ye reporter for declining to write all about what they wore (and what they didn't wear) during the torrid wave, who made fashionable calls, prospective new baby crop, how many hens hatched their eggs, the prevalence of bed bugs, chicken lice, and pestiferous ants, and who had been prostrated dreadfully and awfully when mercury was sizzling at one hundred degrees.
A headless man was seen coming up the pike from Brookville one evening last week in a buggy, will not describe his (female) companion.
Detectives have unearthed a mystery in Fairfield after three months of shadowing, the nature of which cannot now be told.
Notes: It's likely these weekly reports were compiled by T. L. Dickerson.